that-ty-anderson-guy whispered, "My father forced me to have "the talk" with him today. He used props. PROPS, Char. And he made me watch my birth video. I HAD TO WATCH MYSELF BEING SHOVED FROM MY MOTHER. I am scarred for life. So, unless you somehow manage to find a way to scrub that from my mind, we are never having sex. Ever."
Welp.